{"id":598,"date":"2009-12-02T01:19:36","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T06:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/?p=598"},"modified":"2009-11-30T18:43:28","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T23:43:28","slug":"inexplicable-buildings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/2009\/12\/inexplicable-buildings\/","title":{"rendered":"Inexplicable Buildings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips<\/p>\n<p>It was a hot, sunny day in Northern Alabama. I was walking along in the late morning, soaked as usual with perspiration caused by the heat and humidity. There was a little house to the left. I guess it had a bedroom or two with maybe 500 square feet of living area. It was a light brown color and had a porch across its meager front. Next to it was a gray building of perhaps 20,000 square feet.<\/p>\n<p>That is right, my guess of 20,000 square feet. The gray building was at least 200 feet long and about 100 feet deep. It was only one story tall with a slightly pitched roof.<\/p>\n<p>This building had one regular door &#8211; the kind that you have on the front of your house that allows one person at a time. There were no windows. There were no signs anywhere indicating that this was a warehouse or a factory or a mini-storage or anything of the sort.<\/p>\n<p>It was inexplicable &#8211; no explanation. For all I know Osama Bin-Laden&#8217;s brother lived in there with Salmon Rushdie and Elvis.<\/p>\n<p>A year earlier shortly after noon I was walking in Southern Virginia. Rising out of a large, flattened (by tractors) field was what looked like an airplane hanger. It had a giant semi-circular frame like a quonset hut. It&#8217;s &#8220;roof&#8221; was a brilliant blue fabric stretched over the frame. There was nothing inside this\u00a0 giant\u00a0 blue quonset hut. No explanation; it was just sitting there in the middle of a field.<\/p>\n<p>I saw several such buildings while taking a walk. They were<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>too big<\/li>\n<li>too small<\/li>\n<li>the wrong color<\/li>\n<li>made of the wrong materials<\/li>\n<li>or had any number of other characteristics that simply didn&#8217;t fit<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Perhaps I have spent too many years living near Washington D.C. Perhaps I have worked on\u00a0 too many strange engineering projects. Perhaps my mind wonders and wanders too much when I walk all day in the sun. But there they were, these inexplicable buildings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips It was a hot, sunny day in Northern Alabama. I was walking along in the late morning, soaked as usual with perspiration caused by the heat and humidity. There was a little house to the left. I guess it had a bedroom or two with maybe 500 square feet of living area. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,5],"tags":[111,110],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alabama","category-virginia","tag-buildings","tag-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":599,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions\/599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/takingawalk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}