{"id":2295,"date":"2016-10-27T01:36:49","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T06:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/?p=2295"},"modified":"2016-10-15T08:47:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-15T13:47:57","slug":"top-workplace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/2016\/10\/top-workplace\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Workplace!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips<\/p>\n<p><strong>The heartlessness of the common job advertisement. If you issue such ads, please consider your audience\u2014the unemployed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Join us!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;reads the job listing title. The listing continues with&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As we create wonderful wonderfulness in a wonderful workplace!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>GREAT! When do you want me to arrive? When do I receive my first paycheck? Oh, what? You aren&#8217;t offering me a job? Then what are you telling me?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I get it. As I consider the two dozen job offers in my pocket, I should remember that yours is the top workplace in the market. Oh, sure, great.<\/p>\n<p>But wait. I don&#8217;t have two dozen job offers in my pocket. The economy is a shambles. The economic recovery doesn&#8217;t exist. My experience is irrelevant. Touting the wonderfulness of your workplace sounds heartless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips The heartlessness of the common job advertisement. If you issue such ads, please consider your audience\u2014the unemployed. Join us! &#8230;reads the job listing title. The listing continues with&#8230; As we create wonderful wonderfulness in a wonderful workplace! GREAT! When do you want me to arrive? When do I receive my first paycheck? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,43,67],"tags":[154,165,187],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication","category-ideas","category-work","tag-communication","tag-ideas","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2296,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions\/2296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}