{"id":2582,"date":"2018-01-04T01:02:59","date_gmt":"2018-01-04T06:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/?p=2582"},"modified":"2017-12-19T21:11:50","modified_gmt":"2017-12-20T02:11:50","slug":"take-a-nap-you-have-my-permission","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/2018\/01\/take-a-nap-you-have-my-permission\/","title":{"rendered":"Take a Nap (you have my permission)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips<\/p>\n<p><strong>Go ahead; we all know it is the best thing to do. Take a nap.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A man at work struggling to read something and stay awake. Something was happening physically, low blood sugar or something like a gizzard malfunction. Sleep kept trying to drop a black hood over his head. He fought it off each time, but was still re-reading the first sentence of a ten-page document.<\/p>\n<p>We all know the best thing to do is\u2014take a 10-minute nap, get your gizzard working again, then read the thing. And we all know that we won\u2019t do what we all know is the best thing to do because:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>we work hard here<\/li>\n<li>we are tough here<\/li>\n<li>we are so tough we can overcome gizzard malfunctions and everything else nature throws at us<\/li>\n<li>we are incredibly arrogant here<\/li>\n<li>we deny all reality here<\/li>\n<li>we just don\u2019t do those things here!!!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Take a nap. You have my permission to concede to reality and do what everyone knows we should do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips Go ahead; we all know it is the best thing to do. Take a nap. A man at work struggling to read something and stay awake. Something was happening physically, low blood sugar or something like a gizzard malfunction. Sleep kept trying to drop a black hood over his head. He fought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,289,67],"tags":[290,291,187],"class_list":["post-2582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nap","category-rest","category-work","tag-nap","tag-rest","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2583,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2582\/revisions\/2583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}