{"id":2591,"date":"2018-01-18T01:09:35","date_gmt":"2018-01-18T06:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/?p=2591"},"modified":"2017-12-30T10:21:00","modified_gmt":"2017-12-30T15:21:00","slug":"the-night-clerk-fixed-my-android-tablet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/2018\/01\/the-night-clerk-fixed-my-android-tablet\/","title":{"rendered":"The Night Clerk Fixed My Android Tablet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips<\/p>\n<p><strong>Another instance of &#8220;don&#8217;t judge a book by its cover&#8221; slaps me in the face.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I bought my wife an Android tablet for Christmas. If you know my wife, you will need a couple of minutes to regain your composure and resume breathing. Okay, we continue.<\/p>\n<p>I, being the smart computing person that I am, was going to have it all set up for her so that when she opened the box, it would have all the apps and all that good stuff. I was staying in a motel, and the WiFi in the motel was a bit odd (that&#8217;s my excuse, and I&#8217;m sticking to it). Despite being the smart computing person that I am, I couldn&#8217;t connect the new Android tablet to the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting in the motel lobby, when this fella&#8217;\u2014if you saw him with his front teeth missing and his belly hanging over his belt, you would know why I call him a &#8220;fella'&#8221;\u2014who worked the night shift looked over my shoulder and asked what I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>After several shrugs and just-leave-me-alone-because-of-the-smart-computing-person-that-I-am looks, I handed the non-cooperative Android tablet to the fella&#8217;. In five minutes, he handed it back to me fully connected to the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sometimes they act a little funny,&#8221; was his reply or some other folksy saying that a fella&#8217; with no front teeth, his belly hanging over his belt, and scratching out a living as a night clerk would utter.<\/p>\n<p>Being the smart computer person that I am, I had to admit, well, I don&#8217;t know what I had to admit, but I had to admit something to myself about Android tablets, motel WiFi, and night clerk fella&#8217;s. I guess the big admission is that the night clerk fixed my Android tablet when I couldn&#8217;t. No, you can&#8217;t judge a book by its cover. And yes, you can learn a few things from just about anybody, so keep your notice-er working and learn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips Another instance of &#8220;don&#8217;t judge a book by its cover&#8221; slaps me in the face. I bought my wife an Android tablet for Christmas. If you know my wife, you will need a couple of minutes to regain your composure and resume breathing. Okay, we continue. I, being the smart computing person [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[233,90,20,284],"tags":[234,207,142,285],"class_list":["post-2591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america","category-education","category-learning","category-notice","tag-america","tag-education","tag-learning","tag-notice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2591"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2592,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2591\/revisions\/2592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}