{"id":959,"date":"2011-11-03T01:45:04","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T06:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/?p=959"},"modified":"2011-10-31T09:04:18","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T14:04:18","slug":"cubicle-suite-and-other-contradictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/2011\/11\/cubicle-suite-and-other-contradictions\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Cubicle Suite&#8221; and other Contradictions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips<\/p>\n<p>Several years ago, I saw a sign proclaiming &#8220;Cubicle Suite&#8221; outside an office door. Cubicles are cubicles &#8211; yuck. A suite is some place really nice. The two works next to one another are nonsensical.<\/p>\n<p>What other words can we place next to one another and make no sense?<\/p>\n<p>How about:<\/p>\n<p>Short meeting<\/p>\n<p>Concise memo<\/p>\n<p>Constructive criticism<\/p>\n<p>Desktop computer (they are all under the desk)<\/p>\n<p>Slightly obese<\/p>\n<p>Short sermon<\/p>\n<p>Lean bureaucracy<\/p>\n<p>Suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Dwayne Phillips Several years ago, I saw a sign proclaiming &#8220;Cubicle Suite&#8221; outside an office door. Cubicles are cubicles &#8211; yuck. A suite is some place really nice. The two works next to one another are nonsensical. What other words can we place next to one another and make no sense? How about: Short [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,5],"tags":[154,128],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communication","category-writing","tag-communication","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dwaynephillips.net\/workingup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}