Working Up

by Dwayne Phillips

One way to stay out of trouble.

Twin girls. You date one of them. Someone comes up to you and asks, “So, you tried to date the pretty one, but she said no and you have this one?”

There is no good answer.

Do you still beat your wife? No good answer.

When did you stop cheating on your taxes? No good answer.

So what do you say? How about, “That is a question with no good answer.”